So You Don’t Sound Like a Bot—and Actually Make Sales

You’ve got the art. You’ve figured out Midjourney, or DALL·E, or whatever generator speaks your creative language. You’ve even gone the extra step—upscaled your image, formatted it properly, maybe even mocked it up on a print.

And then you hit that blank box:
“Enter your product description.”

And you freeze.

Do you describe the prompt you used?
Try to sound poetic?
Stuff in every keyword you can think of?
Make up a backstory?

This is where a lot of AI art creators stall. You’ve done the hard work, and now a boring little text box is threatening to undo your whole momentum. But here’s the truth:

Most people selling AI art are either writing robotic descriptions, vague one-liners, or overstuffed nonsense. If you can write like a human with clarity and confidence, you’re already ahead of most of your competition.

Let’s break down what doesn’t work, what does, and how you can make your product descriptions feel effortless and real—without needing a copywriting degree.

Why Descriptions Matter (Even When the Art Looks Great)

It’s easy to assume that the image should speak for itself. And yes—strong visuals do most of the heavy lifting. But when you’re selling online, especially in oversaturated marketplaces like Etsy, Zazzle, or Redbubble, your description is doing more than just filling space.

Your product description tells the buyer:

  • What the item actually is

  • Whether it meets their needs (sizing, file type, print use)

  • Why it fits their style or space

  • What kind of quality to expect

  • And whether you, as the seller, can be trusted

It also helps with search visibility, but that only works if you write for people first, not algorithms.

What Not to Do

Let’s start with a few traps to avoid—because these are everywhere right now.

Don’t copy your prompt

“A cyberpunk fox, hyper-realistic, dramatic lighting, trending on ArtStation…”

That’s not a description. That’s a behind-the-scenes note that makes sense to the AI—not to your buyer.

Don’t sound like AI wrote it for you

“This stunning and beautiful artwork is perfect for your home, office, or gift-giving needs.”

It’s generic. It says nothing. Buyers skim right past it—and some will assume your product is low-effort because your description is.

Don’t skip important info

“You’ll receive a digital file.”

Cool… but what size? What resolution? Is it printable at home or professionally only? Can they crop it? Is it vertical or horizontal? Do they get one file or several?

How to Write Descriptions That Actually Sell

You don’t need to be clever or artistic here. You just need to sound like a real person who knows what they’re offering and who they’re offering it to.

Here’s a basic structure that works well:

1. Start with a simple hook or mood

Open with one or two lines that give a feeling.

“This piece has a quiet energy—warm tones, clean lines, and a sense of space that makes it easy to live with.”

That’s more engaging than, “This is a print of a landscape.”

2. Clearly describe what they’re getting

Tell them the file type, resolution, and best use case.

“You’ll receive a high-resolution JPEG, sized at 5400×5400 pixels and 300 DPI—ideal for printing at up to 18x18 inches without any loss of quality.”

This builds trust. Buyers don’t like surprises.

3. Add natural keywords

Instead of a string of tags, weave in a sentence like:

“Perfect for modern wall decor, minimalist office spaces, or as a unique digital gift for art lovers.”

This helps with search and gives the buyer ideas about where your work belongs.

4. Answer questions before they’re asked

Think about what would make you hesitate to buy a print online.

Can they resize the image? Will it work on canvas? Can they use it for commercial projects? (Be clear here—especially if it’s personal use only.)

Templates – Make Writing Descriptions Way Easier

If writing all of that for each product feels like a chore, that’s where templates come in.

A template is a reusable structure—basically a fill-in-the-blank product description you can adapt quickly for each new artwork. It gives you a consistent starting point, helps you remember what to include (like DPI, sizing, usage), and makes sure your listings are clear, helpful, and complete—without starting from scratch every time.

Inside my course, AI Art That Sells, I give you:

  • Pre-written description templates for Etsy, Redbubble, Zazzle, and more

  • Examples of real descriptions that convert

  • Keyword starter lists you can plug into your listings

  • And walkthroughs of how to use ChatGPT without sounding robotic

Even if you hate writing, these tools help you get your listings done faster—and better.

You’ll also learn how to format your images correctly, upscale them for print, and match the requirements for each platform so you’re never second-guessing your uploads.

Want to Fix Your Listings Today?

If you’re tired of blurry mockups, confusing descriptions, and listings that just don’t feel polished, I’ve got an option for you:

AI Art That Sells walks you through the entire process—from image setup to polished storefront—so your work looks like it belongs next to bestsellers.

Join the waitlist for the course.

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